There is a bluebottle with a death wish buzzing around my room

missing my face by a wingspan.

It seems content to frisk me, despite my efforts

to coax it through the open window. Freedom

it seems, is not appealing.



I have a fly destroyer. It fizzes when it makes contact with a body –

dead or alive. Grotesque, yet the odds are even. Flies are fast.

Still, the buzzing. Damn you fly, this essay will not write itself.

The third paragraph is half done. The fly’s days are numbered.

In fact, it’s hours are numbered, its minutes.



There’s something about a peaceful evening

to write, to contemplate. A July evening, a gentle evening

where the sun strokes the back of your hand, as if to say

‘Calm down, my friend.’ And I will. I know I will.

As soon as I’ve caught this sodding bluebottle.


A K Foxwood   July 2014



Something about mornings

Something about morning


Waking in the white of morning

the cat whispers a ballad in my ear.

Too late for dreams, I cling to the happy ending


as engines begin to sing the blues

and Monday kicks me in the face.

I stretch knotted calves


and unravel tendons

as I walk to the bathroom,

pull the cord to speed up the rhythm


and stare at the peeling paint –a job unfinished.

Stripped of yesterday,

I reach out for the towel


still lying like the summit of Mont Blanc;

and realize the floor needs cleaning.

Radio three jumps out from the second bedroom


and flies over my head,

missing me by inches. I inspect my wardrobe

for respectability in black and white


(but cool enough for UV level 5

by lunchtime). Meeting rooms like ivy

choke the goldfinch as I leave


Tick tock – I can straighten out the duvet





Apparently I should know

the difference between an I-pod and an MP3

and how to catch up with the latest series

of Mad Men

on the Xbox. By voice command.



It’s outrageous

that I prefer to feel paper

when I read Lawrence, or Tolstoy

in the middle of a war, to plastic

staring at me with backlit eyes.



And yet- of the hundred authors

that cosy up to me in piles

in every room, I suspect that most

would have preferred

to use a laptop.


The Clock

The Clock     


The clock has stopped.

When I look at the hands

They stare at me,

Raised to the heavens.

Not an old clock, with pulleys

And a pendulum

This one takes batteries,

But not the rechargeable kind.

The ones that usually run out

At three in the morning,

Like the smoke alarm

And the remote control

For the central heating.

Which raises the question

Is it the clock which has stopped

Or the batteries?

And if I leave the clock

And go to my day

Will it still be ten past ten

When I come home?

And if it is

Has time stood still?


A K Foxwood

For, and after, Seamus

I found you in Iowa

in a blizzard. Then you took me with you

West, I think it was

(but I could have been mistaken).


You made me question

the consequence of melting glaciers,

and taught me words like ’tilth’

(now I have something to rhyme with ‘filth’).


I learned about Granard

and whispering schoolboys falling foul

of a sally rod

(not allowed today, of course).


You taught me history;

even put Sophocles into poetry.

And I loved it when you honoured Auden

(with mass and majesty).


Dorothy will always remember you

with Mary, Pablo and me.

You will, after all, be in our words

(in front of your house of life).




For Seamus Heaney, written on his day of departure, 30.08.13



More rain

We need more rain

in our dry lives. Beauty

does not want cracks; air

should be humid, moistened


by soft cloud. To flourish

we need grey. Roses would not

be flowers of love without it. Red,

in all its flavours, needs a backdrop. Parsley


needs a white sauce to

create a smile for fish, a compliment

would be nothing without understatement.


But must there be chaos, to find peace?


A K Foxwood   2013





No-I don’t need Viagra.

Or cream that lifts and tucks.

Or a holiday in Scotland

for a mere one hundred bucks.


I’ve not been mis-sold anything

or slipped or had a fall;

these unrequested adverts

drive me up the bleedin’ wall


I’ve got enough shampoo to wash

my hair for two more years

and no, I don’t need soap to use

until my acne clears.


I don’t need mature dating sites

for those ‘a little older’

Or holidays for singles

if I feel a little bolder.


I’m happy with my weight

so I don’t need you diet plan.

Don’t try to sell me anything-

I’m okay as I am.



So please, please Mr Cookie

stop intruding on my day

and bother someone else instead;

so there. I’ve had my say.



A K Foxwood     04.08.13









First class stamps.

A book of six? No-twelve;

it is nearly Christmas. What

was it that he asked for,

some book I’ve never heard of.

I hope I can look into his eyes

on Christmas Day

without thinking about where we

will be in six months;

if we will be able to take

the cat. Most landlords

don’t like cats. And if

they do, they have laminate floors.

I hate laminate- so cold.

Not to mention the tumbleweed

of dust which normally gets

hidden in the corners

or under piles of University books.

I think I’ll finish the assignment

for Tuesday, if I start tomorrow.

But there’s a Governors’ meeting

and cubs, so no time to write.

Did I write the meter reading down?

I can’t afford another rise

after paying the gas bill

And why does the boiler make

such a racket? And why is

it even on at 3am? The radiator

is cold- it must be the bloke downstairs.

He doesn’t even need it-

he works nights.

That’s why he switched

to Economy 7, cheaper for the washing.

I’ll need to wash the sheets

this weekend, but there’s

no fabric softener left.

I used the last of it on

Monday, so he would have

a nice fluffy towel, one of the big ones

from Debenhams

that attracts cat hair.

I think that’s the cat using

her tray. Great- I’ll have to

clean that when I get up

after I’ve made his packed lunch.

Did I put the theatre trip money

in his book bag?

I’ll need to sort that out.

In the morning,

if I can force myself out of bed.

I hate this duvet.

it always seems to fold

up and now my feet are cold.

And the pillow is lumpy-

maybe I could get some new

ones from M&S.

I think they are £7 each

or two for £10.

Maybe if I get a new pillow

I’ll be able to sleep.

A K Foxwood

For DP Challenge

This is a poem I wrote a couple of years ago and was published in ‘Out of the Fire’ (2011) Nottingham: Jubilee Press. Hope it makes you smile:

Mid Life Strife                                                                                                


Some people would say “It’s just that time of life”

And decide to give in and go under the knife-

Those people conclude that a nip and a tuck

Is a far better option than hoping for luck.


It’s that time of life when your knees start to creek

And you find that your bladder begins to get weak

So you trot to the loo in the dead of the night

And forget you neglected to switch on the light


Then the air fills with screams from the cat full of pain

As you step on its tail in the dark once again

And as soon as you start to regain your composure

You realise your error of over exposure!


When you look in the mirror and frown in despair

As the face looking back has got more silver hair

And those soft laughter lines just like delicate lace

Have formed into trenches dug into your face


When it starts to seem futile at your advanced age

To find anyone single who’s on a good wage

So you join up with websites who promise your match

Where “own hair and teeth” is considered a catch!


When people who say “there’s more fish in the sea”

Are now just referring to ecology

So you wait for that other mid life thing- divorce

And hope that a “victim” comes your way of course.


When magazines show all their colourful macs

Worn by size zero models who travel by fax

And the only thing actually sold in your size

Comes in grey polyester with “extra wide thighs”.


When you wonder just where all the party years went

And what did you achieve with the money you’ve spent;

When you have to hold papers much further away

As your eyesight is getting much worse by the day


When it seems to get hotter but only to you

And the once monthly blues happen all the month through

When you phone up your Mum for some worldly advice

But the words that you hear are just not at all nice:


“Now listen to me dear, and don’t you dare cry

At your age your life is just passing you by

Your problems are really a great mid-life curse

But don’t worry love, it will only get worse!”

DP Challenge 2- thoughts

Happy day


As the Net refused to speak, I took a minute to reflect.

What had I achieved today?

Washed two loads of laundry.

Organised a school uniform.

Cleaned out the hamster.  And the goldfish.

Written a thousand words of my novel.

Mowed the lawn. Well, not quite. But it was raining.

Paid the house insurance, online.

Written another poem which I thought was okay.

But not one of my best.

Called my mother (it’s Sunday).

Looked at my e-mails.  Apparently I had won a car;

I just needed to send my bank details.

And would I like a cheap weekend?  Only £399.

Vacuumed the lounge carpet and stairs.

Emptied the litter tray.  Thought about getting rid of the cat.

Looked for the secateurs, still lost. Decided to grow a hedge.

Re-arranged my bookshelf into alphabetical order.

For the umpteenth time. Acknowledged the advantages of e-books.

Looked at the state of my son’s room.

Closed the door on it.

Damn you, swirly circle-

I’m off for a pint.


A K Foxwood July 2013